Sunday, March 24, 2013

So, last night I had this really weird dream that I was being chased by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but then Fidel Castro was also trying to shoot me with a rifle.

I will send a coupon for a free copy of "Mama Lona's Man" to the first person who correctly tells me which one got me first. The race is on!

Monday, March 11, 2013

So, when I first "got wind" of a zombie-related fragrance, I assumed it made you smell like the undead, so maybe they wouldn't eat you ... and I was right!

From the article: According to Demeter Fragrance Library, notorious purveyors of offbeat scents, the new fragrances are designed to "make the dead simply pass by without offending.” They are designed to help you escape the zombie apocalypse by masking warm, spring-fresh natural human scents with deep earthy tones of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew and moss, which mimic the "barely-dead" scents of the Undead, causing them to mistake the human wearer for their kind and allow the living mingle with the Undead undetected.

Too bad Valentine's Day is already over this year!